Going on a hiatus

Dearest Lich King,

It pains me to declare that in view of the upcoming project deadlines and school exams, I will be laying off dotA for the next 3 weeks.

You have served me well against the AI. You hit max level on several occasions and truly, you were beyond godlike. I could not have been more proud of you.

However, you screwed me up big time while we were playing 5 on 5. Despite me splurging 500gc to accessorize you with a pair of Boots of Speed, you moved at a speed so ridiculously slow that even a snail would have been terribly ashamed of you. Perhaps in your defence, you seem to have very heavy bones which could have reduced your agility, but all i know is because you were so f*cking slow we easily got pawned a dozen times in a single game. not withstanding the fact that your chainfrost was slow as hell and most melee heroes could finish you off in 3 miserable hits. your slowness serves no purpose at all in compensating this player's innate delayed reflexes. Maybe we're just not compatible.

On the bright side of things, I will most definitely be back. Perhaps I'll choose you again. Or perhaps not. According to reliable sources, Crystal Maiden, who is a much prettier and the sentinel version of yourself, happens to be a lot more mobile. So it appears she might make a better choice for me instead.

But for now, its time to say farewell. Please take gd care of yourself and stop getting f*cking pawned.

Regards,
Prominence